Random Survey

1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?

Monica Quatermaine from General Hospital- No LIE!!

2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?

I have no clue.

3. do you like your handwriting

I'm illerate.



4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?

Honey Ham

5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS?

Not anymore...

6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?

I'd do me...wait, that wasn't the question

7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT?

No, I'm always spreading sunshine from my fucking ass

8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS

Considering all that my throat's been through, surprisingly yes

9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?

Only if I want to land on my fat ass

10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?

Honeynut Cheerios

11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?

I wear velcro

12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG?

I can kick your ass if that's what you're asking

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM?

Mocha Almond Fudge or Ben and Jerry's Oatmeal Cookie Chunk

14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?

Their teeth

15. RED OR PINK?

Red

16. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF?

Why? Did you notice something? Are you trying to tell me I'm ugly?

17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST


18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU?

Why not?



19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?

No pants and red high heels

20. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?

Turkey burger

21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?

Commercial

22. IF YOU WHERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?

Purple.


23. FAVORITE SMELLS?

Coconut, vanilla, Maui musk, chocolate

24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?

Todd

25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU?

She's swell!

26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH?

FOOTBALL!!!!

27. HAIR COLOR?

Dark Brown

28. EYE COLOR?

Dark Brown




29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?

No

30. FAVORITE FOOD?

Lasagna




31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?

Scary movies wth happy endings

32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?

Shopgirl

33. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?

Brown



34. SUMMER OR WINTER?

FUCK WINTER

35. HUGS OR KISSES?

Only if we're having sex.

36. FAVORITE DESSERT?

Very moist chocolate cake

37. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?

Melissa

38. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND

George Clooney



39. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?

Some crappy romances from my RWA chapter

40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?

Don't have one

41. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON T.V . LAST NIGHT?

Shopgirl

42. FAVORITE SOUND?

A baby laughing

43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES?

Beatles

44. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME?

Spain

45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT?

Is killing a special talent?

46. WHERE WERE YOU BORN?

California

47. WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK?

You ask too many fucking questions!