Wednesday, January 03, 2007

New Year Randomness

Rediscovering Old Hotties:

So, last night I was watching Leno and George Clooney was the main guest. Suddenly, about 20 mins into the interview I think, 'Damn, George clooney is fucking hot!' This is weird because I've never really thought about him in that way. I've always thought he was handsome but never that I wanted to fuck him. Now I do.

Also on my rediscovered list: Leonardo DiCaprio. He's another one that came out of left field. I've never even found him remotely attractive. Not even in that God-awful 'Titanic' movie. (Which is, BTW, the WORST movie I've even seen.) But I went to go see 'The Departed' and halfway through the movie, I turn to my friend and say 'Is it just me or is Leonardo DiCaprio totally hot?' To which she reponds, 'Oh, my God yes!'

In other news, I LOVE Barack Obama. I would totally fuck him and have more of his children if it wouldn't ruin his marriage and political chances. He just does it for me. He is intelligent, good looking, and appears to be a vey genuine, socially minded person. He's AMAZING!

OBAMA 2008

Now, I have laid claim to several men, both real and fictional. I call them my 'Husbands.' They are men I's like to fuck, marry, or have their babies. Here is a small taste:

Colin Firth
Colin Farell- TOTALLY FUCKABLE!
Roarke- from Nora Roberts' 'In Death' series
Patrick Dempsey
Jesse L. Martin



People Who Don't Live In The Real World

I admit it. I love shows about rich people. My faves? The Fabulous Life, Cribs, and My Super Sweet Sixteen. It's interesting to see how the 'other half' (which is really the other 1% but why quibble?) lives.

But what I saw last night was crazy. It was The Fabulous Lives of Heiresses. These bitches were crazy! I won't even go into their spending habits. It's painful.

But the fact is that you can't really blame them. It's their parents who've indulged their every whim since birth. Now, being firmly ensconsed in the lower middle class or upper lower class, this sits wrong with me. I understand spoiling children...to a point. But to give in to anything and everything? That's where I draw a line. These people are raising children no only with no concept of the value of achievement or the worth of a dollar, but also with no possible framework to understand people who don't live in that bubble that isn' reality for the other 99% of the world. Things are just things, they have no meaning if they are easily replaced. And not only do they place too much value on things, they can't understand the plight of the poor or the quickly dimishing middle class. How could they? They don't live on a planet that I like to call earth.

HAPPY 2007!