I Think/I know

I think...Nina Bangs is an awesome name for a romance novelist.

I know...Carla Neggers is a great writer but an unfortunate name.

I think...life is too short to spend it miserable.

I know...you're supposed to wipe your ass from front to back.

I think...sex is fun and I need to have WAY more of it.

I know...a2+b2=c2

I think...romance novels are a valid form of artistic expression.

I know...that the sky is blue because it reflects off the ocean.

I think...chocolate is the greatest thing ever invented.

I know...Jesus loves me.

I think...I have a pretty face in spite of my fat ass.

I know...what the word hyperbole means.

I think...most vegetable are delicious.

I know...water's molecular structure is H2O.

I think...I don't know as much as I know I do.

I know...I'm done with this post for now.

What do you think/know?